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Glitch Smile Lounge Pants
Glitch Smile Lounge Pants
Regular price
$36.50 USD
Regular price
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$36.50 USD
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Soft, silky, and just structured enough to count as “real clothes” on a video call.
Designed for lounging, overstim recovery, or doing absolutely nothing — unapologetically.
Specs that matter:
100% polyester
Fabric weight: 2.65 oz/yd² (90 g/m²)
Straight, relaxed fit for full sensory freedom
Decorative side seam piping (because details matter)
Blank product sourced from China
Care note:
Wash cold, wear often, overthink nothing.
Made on demand:
Each piece is produced when you order — no excess, no waste, just comfort with intention.
Designed for lounging, overstim recovery, or doing absolutely nothing — unapologetically.
Specs that matter:
100% polyester
Fabric weight: 2.65 oz/yd² (90 g/m²)
Straight, relaxed fit for full sensory freedom
Decorative side seam piping (because details matter)
Blank product sourced from China
Care note:
Wash cold, wear often, overthink nothing.
Made on demand:
Each piece is produced when you order — no excess, no waste, just comfort with intention.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
S | 26 ¾ | 37 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
L | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
XL | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
2XL | 37 ¾ | 48 |




